Help Captain Sternn Choose A Title

[Captain Sternn]

I have become eligible for a title under my av and I'd like some help deciding, so I'm going to toss out 3 that came to me. Feel free to endorse one of those, or to toss your own out there, or endorse one that somebody else has puked up. Mine, not necessarily in order of preference ;

1) Interplanetary Fugitive Grower At Large
2) Evading Extradition
3) Is Too Beaucoup

Not quite sure about limitations like # of characters or of lines.

Alright, anything goes fellas, no worries it's all for the lulz. 3-2-1 GO !!

 

[Southside112]

Idk what 3 means. Lol. I don't like the other 2 as well tbh.. Keep brainstorming!!

 

[Amos Otis]

1. I'm Your Captain
2. Captain [no Tennille]
3. Am - What Am
4. Soul Finger
5. Bloomed

 

[Frimpong]

Oh Captain my captain

 

[Hitch]

‘The amicable'

 

[Rozgreenburn]

"The Cannaptan"

 

[Rozgreenburn]

How about "Hairy Pothead in the chamber of Cannabis"

 

[iwentdoodie]

The Preposterous Plight of the Purple Pot People

Spoiler

its from a Captain Underpants novel and i just shortened potty people to pot lol

 

[Captain Sternn]

Yeah yeah that's what I'm talkin' about. Keep 'em coming, I'm pretty sure I'm going to get something from another member that I will use, maybe already did, but let's let it run awhile.

Of mine, I liked "too bookoo" best, makes me giggle hysterically not because of the truth of it in a Full Metal Jacket context, but literally because in that context it's an outrageous lie, which is so perfectly in keeping with the Sternn persona.

 

[RookieBuds]

ALL ABOARD! (captain hat emoji)

That "Too Beaucoup" hella made me laugh though

 

[doober]

My post has nothing to do with your title Captain, but you reminded me of a couple of old tunes I always liked :

The Captain and Me

I'm Your Captain/Closer To Home

 

[LG/]

Mon Capitan
Or
Captain

 

[Southside112]

Aka Jack Sparrow

 

[Deebs]

AI generated lol

Ethnobotanical Voyager
Guardian of the Herb
Pathfinder of Cannabis
Herbal Alchemist
Cannabis Sage
Steward of Green
Cannabis Cartographer
Herbal Ambassador
Green Pioneer
The Green Alchemist
Herbal Herald
Ethnobotanical Advocate
Medicinal Maestro
Luminary of the Green
Joint Operations Specialist
Puff Daddy
Master of Blunts
High Times Navigator
Sultan of Sativa
Dank Diplomat
Kush Cartographer
Cannabis Connoisseur
Keeper of the Stash
The Blazed Explorer
Lord of the Leaves
Chief Tokin’ Officer
Wizard of Weed

 

[Southside112]

AI generated lol

Ethnobotanical Voyager
Guardian of the Herb
Pathfinder of Cannabis
Herbal Alchemist
Cannabis Sage
Steward of Green
Cannabis Cartographer
Herbal Ambassador
Green Pioneer
The Green Alchemist
Herbal Herald
Ethnobotanical Advocate
Medicinal Maestro
Luminary of the Green
Joint Operations Specialist
Puff Daddy
Master of Blunts
High Times Navigator
Sultan of Sativa
Dank Diplomat
Kush Cartographer
Cannabis Connoisseur
Keeper of the Stash
The Blazed Explorer
Lord of the Leaves
Chief Tokin’ Officer
Wizard of Weed

I like guardian of the herb!! Herbal ambassador is nice as well. Lol.

 

[GthaEnigma]

Luminary of the Green...love it!

 

[Willie]

1) Interplanetary Fugitive Grower At Large
that one needs to lose either the word "Fugitive" or the words "At Large" to read better.

 

[UncleB]

"Joint Operations Specialist" gets my vote

 

[Captain Sternn]

Plenipotentiary of the Cheesemongers

 

[Southside112]

Plenipotentiary of the Cheesemongers

I need to up my vocabulary. Damn. Lol.