Booby Traps are Illegal
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it is highly likely that rippers will be armed these days. when i was in Oregon i heard about a couple of shootouts that occurred in the woods in the dark.
rippers on the west coast are often organized gangs who scout for crops and try to predict harvest windows and then return in the night to steal.
i don't want to shoot anybody but if they are shooting at me i will shoot back.
i have been shot twice in my life and i can tell you it's not a lot of fun.
i like the idea of booby traps but not fatal ones.
if you kill them then you have to get rid of the body. that could be a lot of work and i'm too old for hard work.
so maybe a good wound of some kind that causes a lot of pain but is not going to be fatal. birdshot in the legs?
i always liked the indians in the old westerns that would bury people to their necks and pour honey on them next to a fire ant hill. i don't know if they ever really did that but it sounds wicked!
i fucking hate thieves! especially pot thieves.
i bet you know who they are. you have either seen them or know somebody who has said something they shouldn't have.
get a trail cam pic or two and then out them to the rest of the cannabis community.
but don't endanger yourself or your family for a little pot.
rippers on the west coast are often organized gangs who scout for crops and try to predict harvest windows and then return in the night to steal.
i don't want to shoot anybody but if they are shooting at me i will shoot back.
i have been shot twice in my life and i can tell you it's not a lot of fun.
i like the idea of booby traps but not fatal ones.
if you kill them then you have to get rid of the body. that could be a lot of work and i'm too old for hard work.
so maybe a good wound of some kind that causes a lot of pain but is not going to be fatal. birdshot in the legs?
i always liked the indians in the old westerns that would bury people to their necks and pour honey on them next to a fire ant hill. i don't know if they ever really did that but it sounds wicked!
i fucking hate thieves! especially pot thieves.
i bet you know who they are. you have either seen them or know somebody who has said something they shouldn't have.
get a trail cam pic or two and then out them to the rest of the cannabis community.
but don't endanger yourself or your family for a little pot.
Whenever this topic comes up around here, I mention that you have to be pretty incompetent if you can't hide a body in this. Outside a couple cities, it's a whole lot of nothing, civilization wise.:
Purely a theoretical discussion, obviously.
dstroy0
Zeroes and Ones
I saw you put up a camera, does it alert you to movement? Maybe you can get a remote loudspeaker “dial 911” and start relaying identifying information. You could set up a drone with law enforcement lights to try and spook them too. Some mousetrap pull string shotgun blanks would probably make them shit. I’m not going to tell you how to do it, definitely not by drilling a hole the size of the shell and pushing it through the trap. Don’t bend the bail so that it strikes the primer when the mouse trap is activated by you pulling a string. Definitely don’t nail them to the trees. Perimeter alarms aren’t booby traps.
Kanzeon
In Bloom
Whenever this topic comes up around here, I mention that you have to be pretty incompetent if you can't hide a body in this. Outside a couple cities, it's a whole lot of nothing, civilization wise.:
Purely a theoretical discussion, obviously.
See, hiding a body is always where people mess up.
We're gardeners. Plants have uses for blood meal and bone meal, plus things like keratin from hair and fingernails. The nearest pig farm, chicken farm, or flock of crows/ravens will take care of the rest.
Frosty78
Habitabat autem somnium
Be wary of men owning a pig farm warned brick top to Tommy and Turkish....See, hiding a body is always where people mess up.
We're gardeners. Plants have uses for blood meal and bone meal, plus things like keratin from hair and fingernails. The nearest pig farm, chicken farm, or flock of crows/ravens will take care of the rest.
These are also known as red, white and blue flashing location indicator lights. ?
Sure is unfortunate to step on a rusty whiskey barrel ring after the wood has rotted away.
Psychobilly
🧀Muenster
Pigs leave evidence on the mud, Catfish however....See, hiding a body is always where people mess up.
We're gardeners. Plants have uses for blood meal and bone meal, plus things like keratin from hair and fingernails. The nearest pig farm, chicken farm, or flock of crows/ravens will take care of the rest.
Seriously though, don't go to that level, even if venting about it may make you feel better. Yeah I could drag a wood chipper to the river and chum for Catfish, or feed my Red Tail, but I could also use a Thorazine dart and a banjo and scar them for life.
ok, i got it! crossbow with a hypodermic full of lysergic acid diethylamide. a good, strong dose, maybe 20,000 mics. wouldn't kill them for sure but it would really fuck with their head.
find their vehicle while they're busy ripping you off and take an ice pick and poke a neat, clean hole high up the sidewall near the rim in two of the tires. on the passenger side if possible.
tires punched like this do not immediately leak down. but every time the tire goes around it puffs out a little bit of air.
it takes about ten miles for the tires to go flat. if you do two they can't just change one tire and go.
so then they're going to be stuck on the side of the road somewhere stoned out of their gourds.
all you need then is one of the local deputies to drive by.
chances are they have warrants and a stolen firearm in the vehicle.
hehehe! seriously devious!
find their vehicle while they're busy ripping you off and take an ice pick and poke a neat, clean hole high up the sidewall near the rim in two of the tires. on the passenger side if possible.
tires punched like this do not immediately leak down. but every time the tire goes around it puffs out a little bit of air.
it takes about ten miles for the tires to go flat. if you do two they can't just change one tire and go.
so then they're going to be stuck on the side of the road somewhere stoned out of their gourds.
all you need then is one of the local deputies to drive by.
chances are they have warrants and a stolen firearm in the vehicle.
hehehe! seriously devious!
Polyuro
In Bloom
Blow darts are a great idea!
Now that I think about it, so is Scopoloamine.
Turn them from ripper assholes to very suggestible zombies for a bit.
Just spray that on all your plants and let them take'm lolol
Psychobilly
🧀Muenster
OldG
Elite Hobbyist
I plan to sleep outside for Thanksgiving weekend...and have i thought about it?
Fucking right i have...goggles and face shield ready....bear spray me bitches and you will rue the fucking day.
I am not trying to hurt them but all i have are 3 1/2 inch screws to set the 2 x 2s in trellis...and dogs...and me..
IF any fucker thinks they will get one bud from me...man this is not the year...Life fed me a shit sandwhich on my birthday and i will slow burn to ripper time and those fuckers will get it ALL
I was married to a woman i could not stand for years....slow burn.....come get it.
fastball sized spuds...can you prove that is my potatoe...and let me tell you...if i throw a potatoe at your head you are getting smote....i can hit anything in 30 feet....HARD..
dog shit buckets on the perimieter maybe but i like a tent outside and my dogs....alert....and dispatch.
Bad year to try here...i dont give a fuck..lets ride.
Fucking right i have...goggles and face shield ready....bear spray me bitches and you will rue the fucking day.
I am not trying to hurt them but all i have are 3 1/2 inch screws to set the 2 x 2s in trellis...and dogs...and me..
IF any fucker thinks they will get one bud from me...man this is not the year...Life fed me a shit sandwhich on my birthday and i will slow burn to ripper time and those fuckers will get it ALL
I was married to a woman i could not stand for years....slow burn.....come get it.
fastball sized spuds...can you prove that is my potatoe...and let me tell you...if i throw a potatoe at your head you are getting smote....i can hit anything in 30 feet....HARD..
dog shit buckets on the perimieter maybe but i like a tent outside and my dogs....alert....and dispatch.
Bad year to try here...i dont give a fuck..lets ride.
Psychobilly
🧀Muenster
Irish 12 Gauge huh ? I was married to wrong girl for 10 years myself and WOW did i take a toll. Hope you don't have to commit a German Felony out there and they simply leave the plants alone. Worse case just move here. May seem like I try to get everyone here to do that, which is totally true, but I mean, it's legal here, and you don't have to worry quite as much
Psychobilly
🧀Muenster
i have found when bored out in a field...and yes that happens..
Throwing shit at something you aim at was fun.... I can knock the nose off a ripper at 50 paces...
For all the shitshow of the week i am hoping for one to throw spuds at....slow burn.
I'm German and Irish, you could bring the potatoes here
OldG
Elite Hobbyist
They will be bloodied with the minerals of our enemies !!!I'm German and Irish, you could bring the potatoes here
Psychobilly
🧀Muenster
Catfish bait Special there! Chanel Cats go after French Fries from Burger King lol.
