I gotta add to this , sorry for spamming the POTM.
Talking to locals he paddles ashore with pretty traumatic injuries to his buttocks and thigh . Gets his mate to drive him to hospital because he doesn’t want to pay the $550 bucks for the cost of the ambulance if you don’t have insurance bleeding the whole way to it . Dies on the table from blood loss . They revive him then chopper fly him from rural hospital to the city . Hope he had Chopper insurance coz somehow I think it’ll be more expensive.
I’m thinking he’s either the world’s greatest ever tight ass or shock is a big part of his reasoning ?
And before you ask
@Psychobilly i dunno if it’s still possible to have a shark bit your butt and still be a tight ass !