think godfather
think art
see a beautiful scene in nature
see pictures of spelled blow jobs
in the puffy rainbow colored clouds
and then fill the canvas with an unholy terror
of fucking brown, black, furry god dam weinerdogs
dam it
the two do not coexist
anywhere in nature
foreign, or domesticated
ohh myyy f'ing gosh!!!!
so the spike strips come out
i turn my back and a blind eye
to weinerdog
it's like an episode of the shadow
u know:
-shadow pimp
[SOUND GUY, "DUNT DUNT DAHHH!]
THE WEINERDOG STRIKES AGAIN!!!!
[women scream... babies jump out windows]
....tonight's episode brought to you by tide
and she's grindin her little pig feet
into my spine
in a battle for real estate
like them two on the last bed they could've shared together, at the end of titanic
only it's me, or weinerdog
could b only one of us makes it
you know
this fuckin weinerdog
you know.... my hooch was a saint
all those screens he ate
all that bullnosedrywall
that dvd burner i never liked
10k in 3 couches that reminded me
of that money grubbing whore
anyway
meant nothing
yup...
my hooch was a saint
even if he was brindle
ohhhhh.... but this evil weinerdog
is hell spawn
this nemesis bitch
plots against my libido
ever had to memorize
the shadow poem
that's her
she's like a jealous mother inlaw
always turnin up
like it matters which inlaw
screeeeeeeches up
first
she beat me tonight
my lovely g took pity
seeing the defeat
glistening in my moist eyes
from the reflection of
below deck se9999/e999999
projecting from the abandoned
samsund 3dtv that was nothing
more than the lie a big brother's
fart hides behind
as a child
as HER spike strips came out
and she started grinding into my
spine... around my shoulders....
behind mmmmy mmmm earz...
yeah.... u .... yeah, just
like
that...
the first tic...... i fell asleep
the second time
I'm going
mother of god
how...
THE WEINERDOG STRIKES AGAIN
in tonight's episode of
the pecker had a little shadow
brought to you
by dawn
i know
the words just work for u
sometimes
don't they
jest
and as I'm praying for
the covid victims' families
and that weinerdog isn't on its next
episode
fuck my life
yup
and my lovely g takes pity
after the wonderful chicken parmesan
with 3lb of hamburger in a meat sauce
tickling my fucked up spine
larry the roofer just broke
again
with little buffed nailtips
on an angeles' wings
only with stripper glitter stickers
and her giggle giggle slap pinch tickles
episode two
also
brought to u by dawn
start heading over the curvature
and whatever fuzz u imagine for yourselves
LADIES
is exactly what i have
and
I'm uncut
-true story
of my asssssssssshiyyyt zzzzzzzhonkshoeeeee
yup
i knocked the fuck out
AGAIN!
Thanks to WEINERDOG!
DAM THAT PUP!
the gloves r off
and n95's, too...
and the dickery doc went
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