The "Everybody Loves Amos" contest, or the "I ruined Amos' contest" contest

[Captain Sternn]

I've used the "What are you listening to?" Thread to show my "make every song about Cheese" skills

I do this also, a lot, and just don't share it much. It's pretty easy, usually I just pick a word from the song and substitute Cheese. So far my favorite I think is Judas Priests "Victim of Cheese" but the one that really will exercise you is putting Cheese where Baby goes in Santana's "Evil Ways" that's probably like 30x lol

 

[Psychobilly]

I do this also, a lot, and just don't share it much. It's pretty easy, usually I just pick a word from the song and substitute Cheese. So far my favorite I think is Judas Priests "Victim of Cheese" but the one that really will exercise you is putting Cheese where Baby goes in Santana's "Evil Ways" that's probably like 30x lol

You should totally post them one day

 

[Amos Otis]

You should totally post them one day

I went to the buffet and got cheese with no smell
It felt good and it's taste was just swell
At the buffet - you best get out of the way
'cause Billy's got a plate and hasn't eaten today

la la lalala la

 

[Psychobilly]

I went to the buffet and got cheese with no smell
It felt good and it's taste was just swell
At the buffet - you best get out of the way
'cause Billy's got a plate and hasn't eaten today

la la lalala la

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How did you know I haven't eaten yet today !??!!? Like you Colby Low Jacked me ?? haha

 

[Z71banshee]

While that was a pretty Gouda rhyme, I doubt you’d make much cheddar from it. Still funnier than most of Ray Romano’s bits. Possibly a laugh from Herman Muenster?!
I’ll Opa! the door and see myself out…..

 

[Amos Otis]

While that was a pretty Gouda rhyme, I doubt you’d make much cheddar from it. Still funnier than most of Ray Romano’s bits. Possibly a laugh from Herman Muenster?!
I’ll Opa! the door and see myself out…..

 

[Psychobilly]

While that was a pretty Gouda rhyme, I doubt you’d make much cheddar from it. Still funnier than most of Ray Romano’s bits. Possibly a laugh from Herman Muenster?!
I’ll Opa! the door and see myself out…..

Ha! I love you! Pretty Sharp Cheddar wit you got there If you eat Venison made from the limbs of a Deer, technically you're eating a Limburger

 

[oldtimes]

On the next day
He was back at the buffet
His eyes were squinty and red
The tea was hot an the bread was cold
He went home and back to bed

 

[Trial n Error]

It's been my signature on pH "for years". Having done factory work for a couple of stints - none lasting more than a couple of months - I met people that had worked at the same place all their lives, some 30 years or more, like Goodyear in Union City, TN. Imagine giving your entire adulthood to a factory, but generations in small towns do just that.

"It"s been 8 o'clock for years."

To me, that sums up lifetimes in 6 words, and I dig the line more than the song.

Send your info to PM, amigo, so I can get your incredible wardrobe addition on it's way. Thanks to all participants.

It's been eight o'clock for years.

Brisco's Bargain Beans

 

[Hitch]

It's been my signature on pH "for years". Having done factory work for a couple of stints - none lasting more than a couple of months - I met people that had worked at the same place all their lives, some 30 years or more, like Goodyear in Union City, TN. Imagine giving your entire adulthood to a factory, but generations in small towns do just that.

"It"s been 8 o'clock for years."

To me, that sums up lifetimes in 6 words, and I dig the line more than the song.

Send your info to PM, amigo, so I can get your incredible wardrobe addition on it's way. Thanks to all participants.

It's been eight o'clock for years.

Brisco's Bargain Beans

I’m counting this as an entry, I don’t know if you intended it as such, but it works for me.

Sorry to sound like an idiot, but what wardrobe addition are we talking about?

 

[Hitch]

There were only a dozen participants, so I just wrote everyone's name down and had my wife draw one from a hat.

The winner of the first (and last) annual Everybody Loves Amos contest is:

@Bullfrog



Congratulations man.

Get me your address or email through pm, and I'll get that out as soon as I find a box.

I want to say thank you very much to the folks who played along. I appreciate you.

Also a big thanks to @PaulNChucker for putting it in his newsletter. Sorry it didn't generate any sales man.

Happy New Year to all.

 

[Trial n Error]

Congrats @Bullfrog .

I’m counting this as an entry, I don’t know if you intended it as such, but it works for me.

Sorry to sound like an idiot, but what wardrobe addition are we talking about?

It was and thank you for the chance.
Love this shirt.

 

[Trial n Error]

Congratulations @Bullfrog.

 

[Captain Sternn]

Congrats @Bullfrog

Well done Hitch, that was quite a haul of AO swag.

 

[doober]

Congrats Bullfrog ! Thanks for the great contest Hitch !

 

[Amos Otis]

The winner of the first (and last) annual Everybody Loves Amos contest is:

Clearly the 'Everybody' is a bit of a stretch.


Great effort, amigo ! Congrats senor Bullfrog !

 

[oldtimes]

Congrats Bullfrog

 

[Bullfrog]

WOW, Awesome!

Such an interesting prize package. I'm speechless.

Thanks, @Amos Otis and @Hitch

 

[Rozgreenburn]

Good for you @Bullfrog, enjoy your bounty, and a big thanks to @Hitch, for the contest!

 

[Bullfrog]

Thanks for the congrats guys.